Friday, October 19, 2018

Three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, live in a house together

Three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, live in a house together.

One night the 96-year-old draws a bath.  She puts her foot in and pauses.

She yells to the other sisters, 'Was I getting in or out of the bath?'

The 94-year-old yells back, 'I don't know. I'll come up and see'

She starts up the stairs and pauses 'Was I going up the stairs or down?

The 92-year-old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters,  she shakes her head and says, 'I sure hope I never get that forgetful, knock on wood...'

She then yells, 'I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door'

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